What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?